Cool On The Exterior, Warm Within
Fantasies amid a whirlwind week
Saturday, November 26, 2005 @ 5:51 PM
It has been an odd, disorientating week. It has been 3 days since i started work but it feels like it's been much much longer. For starters, I haven't been busy at work yet, mostly going for induction programmes around the building. The people have been nice so far and i foresee no problems with fitting in, hopefully.
On the first day, I was brought along for a business lunch with the director. Definitely an eye-opener, though I was only there as an observer. Sitting at a table with 3 other directors was a big mouthful of air for me. *gulp gulp* But the food was nice. As part of a new committee, I am the first one on board. So i expect things will start flying at an amazing speed once all of us are in.
Class after work was more tiring than I thought it would be. Maybe my body has yet to adapt to this sudden new routine or perhaps I really had been sleeping too much before this. Heh looks like I'll have to sacrifice time set aside for my all-time favourite hobby: zZzing.
Plus, my project mates have been finalised! And they have been a swell bunch! We are going to call ourselves 2024 (my idea); because 2 of us are 20 and the other 2 are 4 years older. Haha. It's like so 2046 right? Hail Tony Leung!
Anyway, what happened yesterday was the most embarrassing incident. I am just grateful that no one bore witness to it. I went to the washroom for a slight break and had been there for quite a while before I saw a sight that stunned me. I had been drying my blouse under the hand dryer.. when I looked in the mirror and saw... urinals to my left.
Freakish, I was in the Gents!
And of course, I rushed out like I was propelled on firewheels!
I am still feeling very mortified.
I told sj online about what happened and this is a brief re-enactment of the hilarity that resulted (Can't rem exactly but this was the gist of it).
Sj: Luckily, there was no one around!
Me: haha yah, I dunno who will be screaming if that's the case.
Sj: He will probably go take a look at the sign on the door and wonder who is the weird one.
Me: Haha I will then pop over to the adjacent urinal and growl to him in a deep voice, "Hey mate, how's it going?" while raising my brows at him suggestively.
Sj: Hahaha, he'll think that you are a transvestite or something!
Now, imagine if that had happened! *grinz*
Me bobbing my adam's apple at the poor, traumatised chap who only wanted to have a pee.